Saturday, 14 September 2024

Lessons from TinTin’s newbie (new-Bea), a list

  1. Tanker dwellers are delightfully friendly folk, especially at dawn
  2. Almost-stale wrap + marmite + cheese + pan fried = heaven (take note Rosslyn-loving Londoners)
  3. Anti-seasickness tablets should be rebranded as highly effective sleeping drugs
  4. Port and starboard socks are very much 'in', serving both the forgetful and fashion-forward (shoutout Steve)
  5. Gregorian chants at 2pm are sadly not a crowd pleaser 
  6. George Ezra and/or Gladiator soundtrack are very reliable afternoon favourites
  7. Friendship with Wendy (wind-pilot) requires close attention, a delicate touch and trust (and at times some frank conversation)
  8. Otto (auto-pilot) is the prime example of technology successfully overtaking human capability 
  9. Despite apparent lack of heat, afternoon sunscreen application forgotten at your peril 
  10. Don't try and compete for cabin tidiness with Steve (a losing game)
  11. Orion has a dog (unsurprising that this is new knowledge given embarrassing lack of constellation exposure)
  12. Cerveza con limón continues to reign supreme, and must never be confused with the lesser shandy 
  13. Wildlife spotted: 7 dolphins, 8 birds, 0 orcas
  14. Plastic bags spotted: 2 
  15. Fish caught: 0 (15b. Fish are safe when Steve is trying to catch them)
  16. Bread can be made in a pan
  17. Jo met a man who sailed around the world with his pet chicken
  18. Night shifts get considerably less difficult when one stops taking sleeping pills 
  19. Sunsets > sunrises (off the coast of Spain/Portugal in Sept 2024)
  20. Cumulative tea drunk by group: unquantifiable numbers 


To be explored: have it on good authority that 4am is a popular time for Gregorian chants on TinTin, will report back. 


A successful and educational week.